A Penny Saved

Predator Press

[LOBO]

“Well sir, if you remember, you took out half of your 401k in 2008 as a loan to put down on a car.”

“Yes,” I agree into the cellphone. After the Phone Tree, I am frustrated.

”Also in 2008, you also listed yourself as wanting to retire in 2009. So you gave us your entire salary that year, and we did the most high-risk, stupid asinine things we could think of with it.”

“Go on.”

”It turns out you owe us $900.”

“Really?”

”Yes. And you're a dead man.”