Dragunov

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Predator Press

[LOBO]

Working for a book distributor, it's safe to say I see several thousands of book covers a day.

I judge each and every book cover ruthlessly, with zeal, and in a fraction of a second.

So I've never read anything by Heather Graham.  The only reason reason I "clocked" her, in fact, was because I incorrectly thought this was the movie actress (from "Boogie Nights" and "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me") turned author.

"Bride of the Night?"  Seriously?  I can feel
my temples closing in on each other.
-But alas the book covers were already judged.  I wish there was something I could do.

I am firmly sure the author Heather Graham that is not actress Heather Graham writes some damned brilliant literature on par with actress Heather Graham.  But would someone please help author and non-actress Heather Graham out with her titles?  Author and non-actress Heather Graham is making actor and non-author Heather Graham look like a bad author.

I submit the following for your consideration:

The Presence
The Sinister Urge
Night of the Vampires
Bride of the Monster
The Death Dealer
Jail Bait
Deadly Gift

Half of the above titles are Ed Wood movies -the guy famous for "Plan 9 from Outer Space."

Can you pick out author, non-actress Heather's?


Comments

Unknown said…
I was waiting for the ultimate sequel: Bride of the Tall, Dark Jail Bait's Sinister Urge. She's... apparently married to the urge, not the jail bait.
LOBO said…
The weird thing she writes under at least one other name. If "Heather Graham" is her real name, she just recently revealed it.

But why now, if she had carved a niche with the other one(s)?

Hmmmm ...
Unknown said…
Because actor/non-author Heather graham is apparently more successful. Talk about riding the coat tails.

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