Exclusive: Brittany Murphy is Dead

Predator Press

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Millions and millions of Predator Press Voluntary Insiders (like CNN and Fox News) have, after a scant three months, uncovered incontrovertible, shocking evidence.

-Brittany Murphy is dead.

I know! WTF!?

I would imagine refunds will be issued for the rest of the Circus tour, which has been unwittingly performed posthumously.

-Millions and millions of the Predator Press Voluntary Zombie Patrol are on Full Alert.

Comments

Um, I think that...oh, never mind. :)
kathcom said…
You have transcended funniness. I bow to your satirical skills.

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