Dear Tiger Woods
Predator Press
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I think I speak for the entire world when I am the first to tell you the following:
Haw!!
It’s not that I’m not unsympathetic -as you can probably guess, I’ve seen my share of murderously pissed women. But she chased you out of your own house with a golf club! Hah! That’s like Bruce Lee’s wife beating his ass with his own nunchucks.
In any case, you do have my condolences; this event will doubtlessly culminate into the loss of numerous sponsors, as it doesn’t reflect the conduct of a professional golfer.
This is more of a NASCAR thing.
[LOBO]
I think I speak for the entire world when I am the first to tell you the following:Haw!!
It’s not that I’m not unsympathetic -as you can probably guess, I’ve seen my share of murderously pissed women. But she chased you out of your own house with a golf club! Hah! That’s like Bruce Lee’s wife beating his ass with his own nunchucks.
In any case, you do have my condolences; this event will doubtlessly culminate into the loss of numerous sponsors, as it doesn’t reflect the conduct of a professional golfer.
This is more of a NASCAR thing.
Comments
Tiger gives new meaning to being hoist by his own petard. He's lucky his wife is a skinny white girl who got tired after one swing or the PGA might be planning his memorial service right now.