9/11 Trials: Now All We Need Is A Jury
Predator Press
[LOBO]
So where do we get twelve people that don’t know about September 11?
“Juror Number Nine,” says the attorney, pushing his glasses back on his nose. “Where exactly have you been for the last eight years?”
“I was chained down in a hole, where a masked French guy in a dress fired a staple gun at me while singing show tunes.”
“Okay you're cool,” says the attorney, checking a box on his clipboard. “How about you Number Ten?”
“I was firing staples and singing show tunes at a gentleman I had chained down in a hole.”
“Nice dress,” observes the attorney. “But can you serve? You seem like a very busy guy.”
“Oui, monsieur. I am all out of staples.”
“Alright, you're in," the attorney nods. "What about you, Number Eleven?”
“¿Qué pasa?”
"Perfect. Twelve?"
"I was shipwrecked on an uncharted island, somewhere off of the coast of Guam."
The attorney frowns.
"Doesn't that call your citizenship into question?"
[LOBO]So where do we get twelve people that don’t know about September 11?
“Juror Number Nine,” says the attorney, pushing his glasses back on his nose. “Where exactly have you been for the last eight years?”
“I was chained down in a hole, where a masked French guy in a dress fired a staple gun at me while singing show tunes.”
“Okay you're cool,” says the attorney, checking a box on his clipboard. “How about you Number Ten?”
“I was firing staples and singing show tunes at a gentleman I had chained down in a hole.”
“Nice dress,” observes the attorney. “But can you serve? You seem like a very busy guy.”
“Oui, monsieur. I am all out of staples.”
“Alright, you're in," the attorney nods. "What about you, Number Eleven?”
“¿Qué pasa?”
"Perfect. Twelve?"
"I was shipwrecked on an uncharted island, somewhere off of the coast of Guam."
The attorney frowns.
"Doesn't that call your citizenship into question?"
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Good luck getting a "fair" trail in NY. I'm all for justice but they admitted the whole thing. Hang the muthers and get it over with, they don't deserve our justice under any circumstances.