
“No, Shiftless,” I says to my teenage son with finality. “You can’t play Blood Armageddon IX while Screechy is around anymore. He’s six. I don’t want him evolving the idea that violence solves anything for anyone except myself.”
“What?”
“You heard me. If word gets around violence works for other people too, I could be in big trouble.”
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