[LOBO]I think –in pursuit of shaking this slump- I need to listen to less news.
What happened to that doddering white guy in cowboy boots everybody hated tellin’ us how great everything was a few months ago? I slept better knowing he was out there pickin fights ‘an declaring victory on random stuff. But now every morning it’s a black guy goin’ ”Holy freakin crap people, we’re screwed!”
I think the white guy should maybe fill in on weekends and vacation days: Saturday mornings I could tune into CNN and be pleasantly surprised with an upbeat newscast like Middle East Makes Up, Orgy Ensues or Chili Con Carne Recipe Cures Cancer, Genital Warts.
Would that be so bad?
Seriously?
4 comments:
He's too busy showing up at a local hardware store on the weekend. That's breaking news around here in D/FW.
I miss his endearing way of making me feel so much more intelligent.
Substitute president, thats brilliant!
Unfortunately, I bet George does NOT miss it a'tall! :)
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