Kenny Loggins and Huey Lewis Concert “A Bloodbath,” Thousands Dead
Predator Press
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When Kenny Loggins and Huey Lewis agreed to unite and promote the nominations of Humor-Blogs’ own i am bossy and Matress Police in the 2008 Weblog Awards, no one considered that their fans might have some hatchet-burying in mind themselves.
42 year old Priscilla Frisk, President of the Huey Lewis Fan Club, encouraged all her constituents to “Do some real clubbing,” and supplied nightsticks, mace and facemasks at the door.
In response, Loggins supporters Bloggins for Loggins launched a more technically-savvy attack and ruined the credit of all HLFC chartered members by quadrupling their mortgages.
As the death toll continues to grow, authorities seem helpless.
“It’s a horrible circumstance,” admits Commissioner Rudolph Banks. “The only thing those two groups want to do is kill each other. I’ve sent in virtually my entire police force to break it up, and they’ve all been tossed out bloodied and bankrupt.”
[LOBO]When Kenny Loggins and Huey Lewis agreed to unite and promote the nominations of Humor-Blogs’ own i am bossy and Matress Police in the 2008 Weblog Awards, no one considered that their fans might have some hatchet-burying in mind themselves.
42 year old Priscilla Frisk, President of the Huey Lewis Fan Club, encouraged all her constituents to “Do some real clubbing,” and supplied nightsticks, mace and facemasks at the door.
In response, Loggins supporters Bloggins for Loggins launched a more technically-savvy attack and ruined the credit of all HLFC chartered members by quadrupling their mortgages.As the death toll continues to grow, authorities seem helpless.
“It’s a horrible circumstance,” admits Commissioner Rudolph Banks. “The only thing those two groups want to do is kill each other. I’ve sent in virtually my entire police force to break it up, and they’ve all been tossed out bloodied and bankrupt.”
Comments
Wouldn't you just have to Pay-Per-View Brittney's fans versus Paris' fans LIVE? Drop 'em on an island with no food -only a bunch of cutting-edge military weapons- until there's only one left. We could put little chips in them so satellites could track 'em Battlefield 2-style with infa-red shots, commentary, the works!
Vegas would pounce this one. "1,000 to one says lil sally with the laser-sighted chainsaw finishes the whole thing!"
It's win-win. We get entertained, and the average IQ of the entire world goes up ten points.
Alex: I dunno man. I have a cat ... and let me tell you, there are some things cats simply won't eat no matter what you do with it.
Just try -for instance- to get your cat to eat styrofoam.
-It ain't happening.
Ridiculous.