I Take Issue With Number Two
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Let’s not call it unpatriotic.
That’s extreme.
-Let’s call it an “Unrequested Temporary Deficit of Patriotic Sensibilities.”
I can’t be mad at the country for a bad job market, right?
In regards to financial security, America has taught me two methods:
Number One: Leverage an Asset or Talent Uniquely Yours, and Get Paid To Do It
This is the preferred method. But I can’t even make those fart noises with my armpit. Thus, I default to:
Number Two: Grab Onto the Biggest, Most Boyant Turd Within Reach
-This is the best chance you have for another round once the water starts spinning counterclockwise.
But I take issue with "Number 2."
I don’t know a lot about economics, but weren’t there a handful of CEOs being paid salaries in the millions to make sure our big mysterious invisible stocks and bonds and 401ks and whatever remained viable?
And just look at how many people were clinging to those Big Turds!
Don’t we build skyscrapers as gigantic effigies to Big Turds every day? Or do I have it backwards ... are they like colonies of semi-smart organized barnacle "Number 2s" at the bottom, hoping to spear the counterclockwise-descending Big Turd (actually, I guess it would be clockwise if you're underneath it), and -thusly attached- ascend straight up to the glorious Upper Rim?
That’s where all the Big Turds are after all.
It must be awesome.
[LOBO]
Let’s not call it unpatriotic.That’s extreme.
-Let’s call it an “Unrequested Temporary Deficit of Patriotic Sensibilities.”
I can’t be mad at the country for a bad job market, right?
In regards to financial security, America has taught me two methods:
Number One: Leverage an Asset or Talent Uniquely Yours, and Get Paid To Do It
This is the preferred method. But I can’t even make those fart noises with my armpit. Thus, I default to:
Number Two: Grab Onto the Biggest, Most Boyant Turd Within Reach
-This is the best chance you have for another round once the water starts spinning counterclockwise.
But I take issue with "Number 2."
I don’t know a lot about economics, but weren’t there a handful of CEOs being paid salaries in the millions to make sure our big mysterious invisible stocks and bonds and 401ks and whatever remained viable?
And just look at how many people were clinging to those Big Turds!
Don’t we build skyscrapers as gigantic effigies to Big Turds every day? Or do I have it backwards ... are they like colonies of semi-smart organized barnacle "Number 2s" at the bottom, hoping to spear the counterclockwise-descending Big Turd (actually, I guess it would be clockwise if you're underneath it), and -thusly attached- ascend straight up to the glorious Upper Rim?That’s where all the Big Turds are after all.
It must be awesome.
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Seriously. If a guy (or girl obviously) made big enough money, say in the millions, he could only work for a year or two and hand off the problems to the next guy in the chain.
You get the money whether you were successful or not.
And here we are.
Where is he?