Guy Lombardo and the Vile Prince of Zanzibar
Predator Press
[LOBO]
My wife is having an affair with the Prince of Zanzibar.
I know this, because I am the Prince-of-Zanzibar101@aol.com.
I don’t blame her. She thinks I am a wealthy guy with long flowin’ Fabio hair ridin in his 3,000 foot yacht.
And how can I blame her? I never would have thought AOL would let me have the official logon “Prince-of-Zanzibar101@aol.com" unless I presented proper credentials verifying my royal lineage: through what was doubtlessly an oversight, perhaps a 'comedy of cascading errors' on AOL’s part, the name slipped through their corporate security –and that’s how I seduced my wife.
-Well, that’s how I got her to add me to her ‘Buddy’ list. But that’s where it all starts, right?
If you doubt any this tragic story, Guy-Lombardo101@aol.com can verify it.
I know this, because I am also Guy-Lombardo101@aol.com. And “Guy” will be the first person to tell you that the vile Prince of Zanzibar is up to no good. The vile Prince of Zanzibar will woo her with all his money and good looks, and then just toss her aside like a prom dress made of wicker!
Still, it would be cool to ride in a 3,000 foot yacht.
[LOBO]My wife is having an affair with the Prince of Zanzibar.
I know this, because I am the Prince-of-Zanzibar101@aol.com.
I don’t blame her. She thinks I am a wealthy guy with long flowin’ Fabio hair ridin in his 3,000 foot yacht.
And how can I blame her? I never would have thought AOL would let me have the official logon “Prince-of-Zanzibar101@aol.com" unless I presented proper credentials verifying my royal lineage: through what was doubtlessly an oversight, perhaps a 'comedy of cascading errors' on AOL’s part, the name slipped through their corporate security –and that’s how I seduced my wife.
-Well, that’s how I got her to add me to her ‘Buddy’ list. But that’s where it all starts, right?
If you doubt any this tragic story, Guy-Lombardo101@aol.com can verify it.I know this, because I am also Guy-Lombardo101@aol.com. And “Guy” will be the first person to tell you that the vile Prince of Zanzibar is up to no good. The vile Prince of Zanzibar will woo her with all his money and good looks, and then just toss her aside like a prom dress made of wicker!
Still, it would be cool to ride in a 3,000 foot yacht.
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