Restraining Disorder
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Okay. I’ve created my Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football team and discovered that my first match-up is going to be with none other than Renal Failure.
If Renal’s coaching is half as good as his razor-witted blog, this will take all of my football knowledge, cunning and skill.
So I head over to the draft roster. This turns out to be a disappointingly long list of guys nobody’s heard of. Peyton Manning? Tom Brady? Eeek! What if I get stuck with Cindy or Marsha?
I’m no sexist: if Cindy or Marsha Brady want to play on my team, that's fine … but I can only imagine what the mandatory methamphetamines and steroids would do to them over the long haul.
At the very least, they would have to sign a waiver.
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Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League!
[LOBO]
Okay. I’ve created my Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football team and discovered that my first match-up is going to be with none other than Renal Failure.If Renal’s coaching is half as good as his razor-witted blog, this will take all of my football knowledge, cunning and skill.
So I head over to the draft roster. This turns out to be a disappointingly long list of guys nobody’s heard of. Peyton Manning? Tom Brady? Eeek! What if I get stuck with Cindy or Marsha?
I’m no sexist: if Cindy or Marsha Brady want to play on my team, that's fine … but I can only imagine what the mandatory methamphetamines and steroids would do to them over the long haul.
At the very least, they would have to sign a waiver.
Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League!
Comments
I'm still sick and I don't need to get excited right now.
Why don't you guys join the league? When last I looked there were 6 slots left. I's using an "autodraft" thingy, and I think it'll pretty much run on autopilot ...
(But where do you usually park?)
:)
On a side note the matchups for week one might change. Not sure if the thing will reset once everyone is on board.
FFF: Maybe Mr. Glass will take her place ....
:)