How to Break Up With Gods
Predator Press
Dear Medusa,
I can't do this anymore.
It's not really about the obsession with sculpture, the bloody dandruff, or the thick scales stuck in the soap bar; I just really think we should start hissing and spitting at other people.
I will always remember the good times -like that time we tickled Sisyphus until he dropped his rock and he hadda start History all over- but we've grown in different directions, and I want my half of the direction our music collection had taken. And all my Dean Koontz paperbacks.
We're just too different. I think we should just be friends. And I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you like you deserve being treated for.
It's not you; it's me.
Don't come by unexpectedly; I'm now married, and my wife runs a business breeding blindfolded mongooses.
Your Friend Always,
LOBO
Dear Medusa,I can't do this anymore.
It's not really about the obsession with sculpture, the bloody dandruff, or the thick scales stuck in the soap bar; I just really think we should start hissing and spitting at other people.
I will always remember the good times -like that time we tickled Sisyphus until he dropped his rock and he hadda start History all over- but we've grown in different directions, and I want my half of the direction our music collection had taken. And all my Dean Koontz paperbacks.
We're just too different. I think we should just be friends. And I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you like you deserve being treated for.
It's not you; it's me.
Don't come by unexpectedly; I'm now married, and my wife runs a business breeding blindfolded mongooses.
Your Friend Always,
LOBO
Comments
how could you ever have chosen to have relations with a woman with bloody dandruff???? That is just gross.
Well, maybe we can ask John McCain and understand that question....anyone with as many face lifts as Cindy Lou must have had bloody scalp a lot.
OK, so maybe if the woman with the bloody scalp has enough money to pay for a bunch of Arizona elections, I could turn a blind eye to the occasional bloody scalp.
david: Due to PETA protests, Medusa rarely gets involved.
RF: Yes well you tell her!
:)