Dear Mom
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[LOBO]
Having officially decided to move West, I think maybe I overshot.
We ended up in China just in time for the “Jump to Your Feet, Get on your Vespa and Drive to a Dennys and Order Something Not Weird From the Bitchy Waitress” Event.
After much ado we were soon chowing down on Sh** on a Shingle loaded with fried pig parts, a side of chicken embryos and a brown-colored juice made from beans.The much-lauded decathlon was cool to watch, but seeing all the losers shot in the head was a bit distressing. Still, a bike and a gun are always handy in these circumstances; I was happy to have them.
Anyways, I did well in the Olympic Kites Event as you always predicted, and will be bringing home some gold we can melt down for rent.
Love Always,
LOBO
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Your father and I are so proud of you! Aunt Betsy sends her love and wants to set you up with her friend's daughter Lulu. I told her you'd be more than happy to, I hope you're not busy the day after you get back because that's when y'all are going to the rodeo.
Love,
Mom