[LOBO] My Social Security number is “7”.
And I swear upon various gods that’s a fact.
Before you ask, no, I do not know who 1-6 are; they are obviously shrouded in some really kickass secret way-cool lucrative conspiracy that they are not telling me about.
I hate those jerks.
17 comments:
7 is pretty impressive, but the person with the SSN 69 has some pretty hefty bragging rights.
What are you saying?
"7" is a multiple of 69 if you forget what you are typing quickly enough ...
:)
I believe the owners of social security numbers 1-6 (since they are as old as dirt or as dead as doornails) are as follows;
George Burns 1
Fidel Castro 2
Charlton Heston 3
Lucille Ball 4
Elmer Fudd 5
Elizabeth Taylor & Betty Ford have joint custody of 6
Pthbttt!
Elmer Fudd is a cartoon, man ...
Humor blogs won't let me rate your posts anymore. How do I go about fixing this?
You so better get life-lock identity protection.....gotta go...ordering cabbage online with my new identity.
Au contraire mon frere. Elmer Fudd in fact is real!
I present the following evidence as proof;
http://krapsody.blogspot.com/2008/07/separated-at-birth.html
I have updated my recent post to show that John McCain and Elmer Fudd are twins and share social security # 5!
Well, you're, uh lucky at least.
My Social Security number is eleventy-five. Mine is signed with a crayon. I hope this does not make it invalid.
Cool! Now that I have stolen your ss# I am heading back to Vegas on your dime, thanks! :)
How can that be your SSN when it is in fact MINE?
-Secret Agent Bluebird
I'm too secret to have an actual SSN...
My social insecurity number is pi.
Dan :)
Since when the f%$k does Castro have an American Social Security number?! I'm getting my money back for all of those Cubans I smoked.....comin' in to Florida.
laughter: Diesel is evil like that.
THO: It's not much of a life; I'm not sure they would accept my application.
Static: I stand corrected.
... Now do Jessica Rabbit!
Rickey: Maybe true ... but "7" is also the number of times I was stabbed in the face by Paul Reubens.
Daisy: As long as you don't laminate it, you're fine.
Chelle: I think you'll find my "dime" rather depressing. Plus I've been kicked out of Binion's Horseshoe for counting card counters.
Alice: Thank god someone is contributing to our Social Security!
ve: The cat's out of the bag #2.
Dan: That's weird. I just ate 3.14 pieces of cheesecake.
Beau: Smoking Cubans isn't healthy. They can cause low birth weight, emphysema, lung cancer, or heart disease.
-or they might just slap you.
:)
@LOBO - I did do Jessica Rabbit! On the floor, in the kitchen, on the couch, in the jacuzzi... I found out she's just Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl wabbit. Anyone else find that hot & scintillating? ffff-FIERce!
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