With Great Pectorals Comes Great Responsibility
Predator Press
[LOBO]
I bust into Ethan's office, and show him the pictures.
"Christ Ethan! Did you know the Unabomber was a real guy?"
Ethan stares at me for a second. "Yeah. They caught him in Montana or something."
"Really?" I says, flipping through a few more pages of Crime Magazine. "How about the Zodiac Killer?"
Ethan puts down his pen. "Are you serious? You thought that whole 'Zodiac Killer' thing was a story?"
I walk around his desk and slap the magazine down for effect. "Hell yes! And currently, it's totally unsolved. Ethan, I think we need to hire some security. I'm a Cancer, goddamnit."
"Tell me about it," says Ethan. Incredulous, he slides his glasses down his nose. "You do realize Batman is a fictional character, right?"
Nervously peeking through the blinds, I ponder this.
"Man, I ain't never going to Gotham City."
[LOBO]
I bust into Ethan's office, and show him the pictures."Christ Ethan! Did you know the Unabomber was a real guy?"
Ethan stares at me for a second. "Yeah. They caught him in Montana or something."
"Really?" I says, flipping through a few more pages of Crime Magazine. "How about the Zodiac Killer?"
Ethan puts down his pen. "Are you serious? You thought that whole 'Zodiac Killer' thing was a story?"
I walk around his desk and slap the magazine down for effect. "Hell yes! And currently, it's totally unsolved. Ethan, I think we need to hire some security. I'm a Cancer, goddamnit."
"Tell me about it," says Ethan. Incredulous, he slides his glasses down his nose. "You do realize Batman is a fictional character, right?"
Nervously peeking through the blinds, I ponder this.
"Man, I ain't never going to Gotham City."
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