Editorial: There Are Far Too Many Firemen
Predator Press
[LOBO]
People are always asking me, "LOBO, with such a volatile housing market, how can America get out of economic stagnation and staggering international debt?"
Well, I'm glad you asked me this.
See, the biggest problem America faces is wasted money pissed away fruitlessly due to sheer bureaucratic governmental inertia.
Take the Fire Department, for instance. I mean Jesus, how many firemen do we really need?
Look around you. Do you see any fires?
I, for one, am sick to death of watching my tax money frittered away on this Liberal fraternity of do-nothings. These guys are so lazy, they have beds! Beds people! You read that correctly! When's the last time you saw an honest, hard-working truck driver with a bed where he works for instance? Or Emergency Room doctors? Hm? Does the guy making my french fries at Burger King get naps while on the job?
No.
Why?
Becuase he's doing something important, god damn it!
Somewhere in this great nation, at this very moment, a fireman is snoozing away our very future.
Clearly, there are far too many firemen milking on the teat of my hard-earned money, and this is just another Left Wing fiscal debacle. The time has come to face the readily available facts: we should get rid of the beds, cut our entire fire department staff down to a skeleton crew, and jazz the lucky few left up 24/7 with steroids and PCP instead.
And there you have it.
You read it here first.
[Note: to further publicize this idea, I'm one of the three Uber-Firemen pictured above. Guess which one is me!]
[LOBO]
People are always asking me, "LOBO, with such a volatile housing market, how can America get out of economic stagnation and staggering international debt?"Well, I'm glad you asked me this.
See, the biggest problem America faces is wasted money pissed away fruitlessly due to sheer bureaucratic governmental inertia.
Take the Fire Department, for instance. I mean Jesus, how many firemen do we really need?
Look around you. Do you see any fires?
I, for one, am sick to death of watching my tax money frittered away on this Liberal fraternity of do-nothings. These guys are so lazy, they have beds! Beds people! You read that correctly! When's the last time you saw an honest, hard-working truck driver with a bed where he works for instance? Or Emergency Room doctors? Hm? Does the guy making my french fries at Burger King get naps while on the job?
No.
Why?
Becuase he's doing something important, god damn it!
Somewhere in this great nation, at this very moment, a fireman is snoozing away our very future.
Clearly, there are far too many firemen milking on the teat of my hard-earned money, and this is just another Left Wing fiscal debacle. The time has come to face the readily available facts: we should get rid of the beds, cut our entire fire department staff down to a skeleton crew, and jazz the lucky few left up 24/7 with steroids and PCP instead.
And there you have it.
You read it here first.
[Note: to further publicize this idea, I'm one of the three Uber-Firemen pictured above. Guess which one is me!]
Comments
But seriously folks I got his number...I posted the real LOBO and he is a handsome little devil :)
Good eye!
;)~~
Now here's Ted with Sports...*
SA
Nice blog by the way. Rickey likes.
What? There was a point to this post besides showing me the pretty firemen?
did you say something?
None of them have even got their hoses out.