Predator Press Interviews: Barney
Predator Press
LOBO: “So you’re Barney? Can I call you Barney?”
[‘Barney’ pulls off his massive head, and extends his 'paw']
BARNEY: “I’m Doug. Doug Anderson. A guy that wears the ‘Barney’ suit”
LOBO: “So, ‘Doug Anderson’ –if indeed that is your real name-- you are, in fact, Barney?"
BARNEY: “Uh, no.”
LOBO: "--Or a paid representative of the omnipresent Barney Empire?”
BARNEY: “I guess. I do kid shows for $18 an hour or so. Hadda take a class, and make sure I could sing the songs—“
LOBO: ”Yes yes, I’m familiar with your musical contributions. But tell me, are you aware of how much drugging it takes for an average adult to exploit your momentary distraction of the kids? Ever try to 'torpedo Das Booty' while Wheels on the Bus is seeping through the walls?”
BARNEY: “Excuse me?”
LOBO: “Oh come on. I mean, I don't doubt you're an invaluable resource to juvenile delinquency and neglect and worth every penny. But the tunes need work. Think about it: have you ever ONCE been blown by a rabid, crying groupie off of ‘Sharing is Caring’?”
BARNEY: ”I think you would be amazed.”
LOBO: “Really?”
BARNEY: “Lonely single moms, a big puple tail. You do the math.”
LOBO: “Wow. Well, I still think you should consider updating your image a little. Have you ever considered doing, maybe, Tool? And then a finale getting slain by a large-breasted chick in a Viking helmet?”
BARNEY: "I’m sure that would have to come down from Corporate.”
LOBO: “So you’re Barney? Can I call you Barney?”
[‘Barney’ pulls off his massive head, and extends his 'paw']
BARNEY: “I’m Doug. Doug Anderson. A guy that wears the ‘Barney’ suit”
LOBO: “So, ‘Doug Anderson’ –if indeed that is your real name-- you are, in fact, Barney?"
BARNEY: “Uh, no.”
LOBO: "--Or a paid representative of the omnipresent Barney Empire?”
BARNEY: “I guess. I do kid shows for $18 an hour or so. Hadda take a class, and make sure I could sing the songs—“
LOBO: ”Yes yes, I’m familiar with your musical contributions. But tell me, are you aware of how much drugging it takes for an average adult to exploit your momentary distraction of the kids? Ever try to 'torpedo Das Booty' while Wheels on the Bus is seeping through the walls?”
BARNEY: “Excuse me?”
LOBO: “Oh come on. I mean, I don't doubt you're an invaluable resource to juvenile delinquency and neglect and worth every penny. But the tunes need work. Think about it: have you ever ONCE been blown by a rabid, crying groupie off of ‘Sharing is Caring’?”
BARNEY: ”I think you would be amazed.”
LOBO: “Really?”
BARNEY: “Lonely single moms, a big puple tail. You do the math.”
LOBO: “Wow. Well, I still think you should consider updating your image a little. Have you ever considered doing, maybe, Tool? And then a finale getting slain by a large-breasted chick in a Viking helmet?”
BARNEY: "I’m sure that would have to come down from Corporate.”
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