Dry Socket
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"Well sir, you're all set, " says the guy. "Shall I charge your credit card $7,043 for all your new upgrades now?"
"What?" I says. "I think I was napping."
"You now have higher bandwidth, 5,000,000 gigabytes of memory, and the coveted Dale Earnhardt set of commemorative plates."
"Will the site be in color?" I demand shrewdly.
"For another $50 it will be."
[LOBO]
"Well sir, you're all set, " says the guy. "Shall I charge your credit card $7,043 for all your new upgrades now?"
"What?" I says. "I think I was napping."
"You now have higher bandwidth, 5,000,000 gigabytes of memory, and the coveted Dale Earnhardt set of commemorative plates."
"Will the site be in color?" I demand shrewdly.
"For another $50 it will be."
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