99.99% Crap

Predator Press

[LOBO]

So much for taking a break.

This morning, I cheated on Predator Press.

I cut and pasted three stories from this blog (“A Fairy Tale”, “Silent Night Holy Crap”, and “Love is a Funny Thing”) at www.writing.com.

I feel like such a filthy whore.

But I got four and a half stars out of a possible five in my first review. So screw it.

Now, I know you’re thinking ”Oh jeez, now his ego is gonna be unbearable.”

Hell yeah you’re freakin right it is! Woo-HOO! Egomaniacs are looking at me and going “Jesus Christ, I wish I had his ego right now!”

Hey, this writing stuff takes a lot of time, and it’s virtually thankless. So I’m having a self high-five today.

Okay, I'm done.

Still, those are older pieces; my favorite stories are the newer ones with people that are flamboyantly flawed and infinitely more interesting. Which is sad in a way ... should I go back to the older stuff?

For instance, “A Slicing Device” --my adaptation of “A Christmas Carol” (God, that’s funny now that I think about it)-- is a much better piece in my opinion. But it doesn’t make much sense without the backstory of the cast: you can't submit stuff like that to anybody at all.

I think this means I’m writing an exponential amount of unappreciable, non-profit crap.

Well, the world needs crap too.

What else would we do with all those toilets?

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