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[Mr. I]

Well, it was weird.

After Decontamination, we were led out a back door where a skyscraper seemed to leap out of the geography like a bizarre dimensional accident.

I assure you, aside from the bar we entered by, there was nothing remarkable in this area; no houses, nothing save a quarry and a Starbucks.

Jimmy Orlando met us at the entrance, boldly emblazoned:

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
BUT THE LATTER IS INFINITELY EASIER TO AIM

My first question was: "JususfuckingChristhowdoplanesnotcrashintothis thingandomyGoddoesTheGovernment knowaboutthisweareinsuchdeepshitweareinfuckindeepshitweareindeepshit!!!"

"Relax baby," smiles Jimmy. "They're all renters."

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