A Mind is a Terrible Thing
Predator Press
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I wholly agree with Ethan's disdain for people that don’t read.
Why make your own mistakes, when throughout history there have been hundreds of perfectly good dumb people, doing thousands of dumb things?
You should never, for instance, call King Henry the Eighth an impotent limp-dick. Or call George Bush Senior the ‘wimp president’. Don’t go to Mel Gibson's house to show off your new spiffy new dradle. Don't commit crimes and atrocities unless you can have a political entity or corporation do it for you. Don't watch the last episode of Mash [*spoiler alert* Henry dies and Winchester doesn't. Oooooo I hate that snooty Winchester!]. And, above all, never ever ever send your navy after Japan during typhoon season, or whenever Godzilla is pissed off.
Simple really.
My favorite example is this guy Isaac Newtron. Forty or fifty years ago, this guy did some crazy math and it really improved our ability to do bank shots playing pool and shoot at each other. When asked about his nerdy and weird math stuff, he says “If I’ve seen further than others, it is because I’ve stood on the shoulders of giants.”
See? Now that’s a thinking man’s thinking man. Let the fucking giants do the work. Just chill out. Giants are pretty mellow overall, as long as they’re not cyclopses.
Cyclopses are assholes.
[LOBO]
I wholly agree with Ethan's disdain for people that don’t read.
Why make your own mistakes, when throughout history there have been hundreds of perfectly good dumb people, doing thousands of dumb things?
You should never, for instance, call King Henry the Eighth an impotent limp-dick. Or call George Bush Senior the ‘wimp president’. Don’t go to Mel Gibson's house to show off your new spiffy new dradle. Don't commit crimes and atrocities unless you can have a political entity or corporation do it for you. Don't watch the last episode of Mash [*spoiler alert* Henry dies and Winchester doesn't. Oooooo I hate that snooty Winchester!]. And, above all, never ever ever send your navy after Japan during typhoon season, or whenever Godzilla is pissed off.
Simple really.
My favorite example is this guy Isaac Newtron. Forty or fifty years ago, this guy did some crazy math and it really improved our ability to do bank shots playing pool and shoot at each other. When asked about his nerdy and weird math stuff, he says “If I’ve seen further than others, it is because I’ve stood on the shoulders of giants.”
See? Now that’s a thinking man’s thinking man. Let the fucking giants do the work. Just chill out. Giants are pretty mellow overall, as long as they’re not cyclopses.
Cyclopses are assholes.
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