DREXLER GETS LIFE
Boston, MA in Flames

Predator Press

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Denzinald Remmy, forcibly escorted from his Ferrari, grimmly contemplates a splatter of croissants and latte, a horrifying effigy of violent Bostonian uprising. "I remember when he played for The Bulls, all hyped up on Ebonics and asteroids to improve his game performance ... serves him right!"

Oooh, we're so scared. Next thing you know, they'll start dumping tea in some ecologically unsound water supply.

Story continued on some blog that gives a crap, okay?

Cripes, haven't you heard about that dude Drexel!?

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