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[LOBO]

What do I want to do when I grow up?

Well, I'd like to be fabulously wealthy and famous, get invited to the Playboy Mansion where I catch an unpronounceable STD and die in obscurity.

Either that or be an astronaut.
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Anonymous said…
I'm sure part of this will come to pass, but I'm afraid that its the part about the STD and dieing in obscurity. On the good side this new diease will be named after you and you'll live on for posterity, unfortunately as a form of a curseword. Oh, I forgot, sorry it's a really ugly girl who gives it to you.
8:53 AM
LOBO said…
Dear God, Jesus & The Big H G,

Whew! That's a relief. Those spacesuits chafe and I HATE 'Tang'. And there doesn't appear to be a whole lot of chicks up there anyways!

... And getting my own curseword? Cripes, that's the coolest thing that's ever happened to me!! My Autobiography will sit on a bookshelf titled "Fuck!" or some equivilent.

I humbly thank you for taking the time out from planting all those fake dinosaur bones and jazzing up my ego like that.
2:16 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm really sorry Lobo if I led you to believe that it would be a good curse word. No, I'm afraid it will be more like "I'm sorry to tell you this honey but I've got Lobo". I'm afraid it causes the genitels to shrink to mouse size, but the good news is death isn't too far behind, except of course for the oozing sores that inflict your face and palms. To let you in on a little secret, not many people will hear of your horrible death because Larry King will die the same day.
Love and kisses,
G, J, and HG
10:05 PM
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