"What the Hell ... ?"
Predator Press
[By LOBO]
What the hell is "YELLOW 5"?
I found it listed amongst 50 other completely unpronounceable and dubious ingredients in Mountain Dew.
Fine.
... But I just found YELLOW 5 as an ingredient in my "Liquid Dial", And Liquid Dial doesn't taste nearly as good.
I find this rather distressing.
Also:
I just heard about a curious lawsuit. It seems the UNCF has concerns over the number of suspensions issued for African American students in comparison to white students. But the story also points out that Asian-American suspensions are like under 1% of the total!
Well, if that's true, then is this isn't a white versus black conspiracy: it's an Asian vesus everybody else conspiracy, right?
I tried to expose this scandal by using stupid "facts" and stuff by doing tedious "research".
Having studied the suspension rates of Asian students actually in Asia for an hour or so, I'm probably now the leading authority on it in the U.S. (Is Bush hiring consultants?) so take my word for it, I found out something rather startling.
Asian college suspensions are actually 91.6% Asian!
[... I have a headache ... ]
[By LOBO]
What the hell is "YELLOW 5"?
I found it listed amongst 50 other completely unpronounceable and dubious ingredients in Mountain Dew.
Fine.
... But I just found YELLOW 5 as an ingredient in my "Liquid Dial", And Liquid Dial doesn't taste nearly as good.
I find this rather distressing.
Also:
I just heard about a curious lawsuit. It seems the UNCF has concerns over the number of suspensions issued for African American students in comparison to white students. But the story also points out that Asian-American suspensions are like under 1% of the total!
Well, if that's true, then is this isn't a white versus black conspiracy: it's an Asian vesus everybody else conspiracy, right?
I tried to expose this scandal by using stupid "facts" and stuff by doing tedious "research".
Having studied the suspension rates of Asian students actually in Asia for an hour or so, I'm probably now the leading authority on it in the U.S. (Is Bush hiring consultants?) so take my word for it, I found out something rather startling.
Asian college suspensions are actually 91.6% Asian!
[... I have a headache ... ]
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