"DASH CUNNING IS NOT AMUSED ..."

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[DASH]

DASH CUNNING IS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR DEGENERATE MUSINGS AND FOUL LANGUAGE.

IN FACT, DASH IS NOT AMUSED BY THE MONKEY BARS AND SWING SETS HE WAS PLAYING ON THE FIRST TIME HE HEARD THOSE TYPES OF HEAD-ACHING RAMBLINGS.

AND WHILE DASH IS STILL AMUSED BY THE HORSIES AND SLIDES AND MAYBE THE WOODEN WHEEL THING WITH THE HANDLES THAT SPINS REALLY FAST --BECAUSE IT MAKES DASH FEEL SOMEHOW STRANGELY EXHILARATED, FEARFUL AND NAUSEUS AT THE SAME TIME-- HE'S STILL NOT AMUSED BY MONKEY BARS, SWING SETS, OR HEAD-ACHING RAMBLINGS.

MAYBE THAT IS WHY DASH IS IN CHARGE OF ZANE DISTRIBUTION CENTER AND THIS BLOG IS FULL OF COMPLAINING PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF ZANE DISTRIBUTION CENTER.

IF YOU FOCUSSED ALL THAT COMPLAINING ENERGY ON DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT WITH YOUR LIVES, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.

Comments

LOBO said…
You realize, of course, that this guy once conducted a crew meeting in a skin tight velour outfit,
complete with some knee-high boots and weird kind of cape!
Ethan said…
In what kind of world would a psychotic republican like Dash be right. The wooden wheel he likes is probably the one he's strapped to nightly to receive his daily dose of discipline. Sick bastard actually talks about his sexual deviation right in the open and wants to pretend he's the model citizen. Probably uses filipino children he's smuggled in to man is sweatshop factories. As a republican that wouldn't be so bad except that he has them all castrated so they can work harder. Don't listen to this man, he is the worst the world has to offer.

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