"DASH CUNNING IS NOT AMUSED ..."

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[DASH]

DASH CUNNING IS NOT AMUSED BY YOUR DEGENERATE MUSINGS AND FOUL LANGUAGE.

IN FACT, DASH IS NOT AMUSED BY THE MONKEY BARS AND SWING SETS HE WAS PLAYING ON THE FIRST TIME HE HEARD THOSE TYPES OF HEAD-ACHING RAMBLINGS.

AND WHILE DASH IS STILL AMUSED BY THE HORSIES AND SLIDES AND MAYBE THE WOODEN WHEEL THING WITH THE HANDLES THAT SPINS REALLY FAST --BECAUSE IT MAKES DASH FEEL SOMEHOW STRANGELY EXHILARATED, FEARFUL AND NAUSEUS AT THE SAME TIME-- HE'S STILL NOT AMUSED BY MONKEY BARS, SWING SETS, OR HEAD-ACHING RAMBLINGS.

MAYBE THAT IS WHY DASH IS IN CHARGE OF ZANE DISTRIBUTION CENTER AND THIS BLOG IS FULL OF COMPLAINING PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF ZANE DISTRIBUTION CENTER.

IF YOU FOCUSSED ALL THAT COMPLAINING ENERGY ON DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT WITH YOUR LIVES, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.

"What the Hell ... ?"

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[By LOBO]

What the hell is "YELLOW 5"?

I found it listed amongst 50 other completely unpronounceable and dubious ingredients in Mountain Dew.

Fine.

... But I just found YELLOW 5 as an ingredient in my "Liquid Dial", And Liquid Dial doesn't taste nearly as good.

I find this rather distressing.

Also:

I just heard about a curious lawsuit. It seems the UNCF has concerns over the number of suspensions issued for African American students in comparison to white students. But the story also points out that Asian-American suspensions are like under 1% of the total!

Well, if that's true, then is this isn't a white versus black conspiracy: it's an Asian vesus everybody else conspiracy, right?

I tried to expose this scandal by using stupid "facts" and stuff by doing tedious "research".

Having studied the suspension rates of Asian students actually in Asia for an hour or so, I'm probably now the leading authority on it in the U.S. (Is Bush hiring consultants?) so take my word for it, I found out something rather startling.

Asian college suspensions are actually 91.6% Asian!

[... I have a headache ... ]

"To The Guy Who ..."

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[By LOBO]

To the guy who posted the comment:

"What are you some kind of pansy communist. Use your toes if you have too you worthless piece of cow dung. You make me sick, you namby pamby little son of a bitches. I can't shoot because a zombie ate both my arms, then stick your stump in his eye, quite sitting there you little panty waste. The best part of you probably ran down your momma's ass. You make me sick. # posted by Anonymous : 5:46 AM"

... I was just wondering if you wanted a job.

... God, you would fit right in here ...