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I might never have caught it, but a news conference interrupted my traditional Sunday Riverdance marathon ... one minute Michael Flatley is blazing into what could possibly be the most intense and amazing Riverdance crescendo ever, and the next, boom, some guy is going, "Ladies and gentlemen, President Elect Barack Obama."
It took me a second, you know? Like there's something you can't quite put your finger on?
Thinking maybe something was wrong with the contrast on my television, I compared Barack to my life-sized autographed cardboard cutout of Rick Dees.Hmmmm.
Feeling I was on the verge of some kind of breakthrough, I then meditated alternately between a box of Cheerios and a can of black olives while listening to my Marie Osmond records.
I almost have it.Only after careful examination of my Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates did it hit me like a bolt of lightning:
Barack Obama is black!
-I was so rattled, I almost missed my accordion lesson.
9 comments:
And, I thought Super "O"bama was using the Fake N' Bake tanning secrets of George Hamilton, the sun tan poster boy! ;~)
GASP! Say it ain't so. ;-)
What????
That is non-sense. He is Hawaiian
Next you will be telling us Rick Dees isn't white.
Hey... you're right he is.
Pfft... you're delusional. Next you'll be saying Tiger Woods isn't Cablanasian. Adjust your screen, crazyhead!
Nice blog, you had me at Rick Dees. :)
That is just crazy! Can't believe I missed it too...
I'm all about Rick Dees but who is this dude Barack Obama?
Dude, you've won an award!
http://super-liberal.blogspot.com/2008/11/idiot-of-week-predator-press.html
Congrats!
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