Wednesday

Next Year In Review

Predator Press


DESPITE GPA DIVE, PARIS HILTON'S
QUANTUM MECHANICS FOR DUMMIES
#1 BESTSELLER ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES


"Paris’ tawdry and sexualized behavior objectifies and therefore degrades all women," says pasty, pudgy, acne-riddled, Twinkie-scarfing, Starbucks-toting, hemp-wearing, hairy snaggltoothed gnarly-toed behemoth pooch protester.

Avast

Predator Press

[LOBO]

This past week has been pretty eventful.

We’ve upgraded to the “new” Blogger with rather mixed commentary … while indeed a little less “sketchy” connection-wise than the original (since they seem to have more-or-less abandoned it), having multiple authors operating out of the same email address appears impossible.

Unfortunately, getting separate email addresses for Cobe, Sapphire, Mr. Insanity, and DASH would’ve costed us like eight bucks a year ... and eight bucks a year is approximately 84% of the entire budget for 2007-2012.

Having fallen upon hard times, we are making the painful decisions necessary to carry on.

Please take the time to wish them all your luck and prayers as they are all subsequently going through some very tough times. And quit being such heartless jerks; it's -21 degrees outside. Have you no conscience?

Conversely I would like to thank LadyPyrate and officially welcome her to Predator Press. Not only does she have her own email address already, but she is one of our oldest and dearest collaborators, and one of my favorite people on Earth.

And were your feeble mortal eyes ever to actually see the cockpit of digitally-deviant, lethal technological terror she has devised for me, your unprepared retinas would reflexively drive deeply into your brain, spitting corrosive organic acids that would doubtlessly make you instantly insane.

Unfortunately we are no longer hiring.

Thursday

Weaponized Magenta

Predator Press

[LOBO]

The flame out I got from “anonymous” on 401k-9 last week struck me as really funny.

After years of mercilessly spoofing just about everything from sports, science, politicians, the handicapped, religion, ad nauseam, who “comes out swinging”?

Redheads.

Tuesday

Location, Location, Location



LOBO MOVES INTO
LAVISH NEW PAD



"It's cool, but the neighbors are all real assholes.

... Does anybody 'really' know what this button does?"

Sunday

Next Year In Review


Predator Press

TIGER WOODS LOSES COOL
FILMING CEREAL COMMERCIAL,
KILLS "SNAP"


Threatens "Crackle", "Pop"

Next Year In Review

Predator Press

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