Predator Press
[LOBO]
“Well sir, if you remember, you took out half of your 401k in 2008 as a loan to put down on a car.”
“Yes,” I agree into the cellphone. After the Phone Tree, I am frustrated.
”Also in 2008, you also listed yourself as wanting to retire in 2009. So you gave us your entire salary that year, and we did the most high-risk, stupid asinine things we could think of with it.”
“Go on.”
”It turns out you owe us $900.”
“Really?”
”Yes. And you're a dead man.”
