Happily Ever Aftermath
I know you're frustrated an pissed. I was there last year. Yellin at my students, takin pictures of graveyards, kickin the Dean upside down ... been there, done that.
So first, I want to thank you for being the fightiest fighter in the fight.Second, the CliffsNotes version of a thesaurus isn't a very good value. The lack of an apostrophe should have been a dead giveaway.Third, I really hope you come back next year. It will effect my decision on whether to fold the fantasy football league or hand it off .
We've been doing this for over a decade. C'mon man ... you know next year opening season you will be all gussied up in stolen fingerpaint with no place to go, smacking school kids upside the head for smoking in the bathroom and their portrayals of you on You Tube. And then you start reading the comments, and POW! You just go kablooey -literally explode.I can't live with the guilt of you leaving your lovely wife with nothing but all that ruined furniture. She could probably save the monitor with a little Windex and elbow grease, but I'm pretty sure the keyboard is f*cked.
We've been doing this for over a decade. C'mon man ... you know next year opening season you will be all gussied up in stolen fingerpaint with no place to go, smacking school kids upside the head for smoking in the bathroom and their portrayals of you on You Tube. And then you start reading the comments, and POW! You just go kablooey -literally explode.I can't live with the guilt of you leaving your lovely wife with nothing but all that ruined furniture. She could probably save the monitor with a little Windex and elbow grease, but I'm pretty sure the keyboard is f*cked.
So ya, I am begging you to stick around. How we educate our children will dictate our future generations. Childrens are the FUTURE. Also, I bet that furniture was expensive.
Only YOU can prevent forest fires.
-LOBO
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