As I throw the switch, I explain "It's time to put on your put on your protective goggles and safety chapstick."
The turbines whine to life.
"So this is how you spend your free time?"
"What?" I says. "I can't hear you."
She leans her mouth to my ear: "SO THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR FREE TIME?"
It is at this moment I simultateously realize women are imposible to understand, and her hair looks amazing.
"I had my bedroom fans replaced with P-51 Mustang plane engines so it would seem more comfortable and peaceful," I confess. "Those Messerschmitt engines made everything smell like gasoline."
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