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[LOBO]

I stare up at the statue, utterly awestruck.

"Why did you think I hired you?" asks my new boss.

It is a statue of me.

"My qualifications?"

"Son, your resume has more lies than a golf course in a hurricane. I hired you because you're a local hero."

The base of the statue reads:


"HE SACRIFICED HIS EYEBROWS FOR US ALL"
 
 

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