Slippery Plastic
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"You gotta be kidding," I says. "My first raise in two years, and you offer me this?"
"It's the best we can do," Lars Arson, the Receiving Department Manager insists. "Most employees got nothing at all."
"I've been working sixty-hour weeks for six months. And in the third worst winter in Chicago history, I drove through horizontal-blowing subzero blizzards -replete with lightning and thunder- to get here on time," I says, thumping my finger on his desk. "They got nothing? Good! When I drag your ass out onto there and beat the fuck out of you in front of them, I'll be a goddamn hero."
"We also wanted to put you in charge of all the pornographic materials."
The tears well up so fast, I can't stop them.
"You're the best boss I've ever had," I confess.
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