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Before there was LOBOnia, there was America -a vast and untamed frontier.
When we arrived on the Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Fe, we all had major issues: the Ellis Island locals -"Indians"- had lost our luggage, and gave us a lot of shit about our passports. But I rented horses and a wagon from AVIS, and a few of us struck out west.
For our Destiny.
"Sapphire has been fighting that grizzly bear for hours," Flandsa Ha’asasanba yelled over the windy blizzard two months later. "We should help her! I am cold and hungry, and she is trying to get us bear meat and a pelt."
"I got ten bucks on the bear," I yells back. "Fuck that. Besides, the dashboard on this wagon is giving me low tire pressure warnings. That's totally unfixable. We should use the wagon for a fire and eat the horses!"
And that is why, to this day, I live in Chicago.
[LOBO]
Before there was LOBOnia, there was America -a vast and untamed frontier.
When we arrived on the Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Fe, we all had major issues: the Ellis Island locals -"Indians"- had lost our luggage, and gave us a lot of shit about our passports. But I rented horses and a wagon from AVIS, and a few of us struck out west.
For our Destiny.
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"Sapphire has been fighting that grizzly bear for hours," Flandsa Ha’asasanba yelled over the windy blizzard two months later. "We should help her! I am cold and hungry, and she is trying to get us bear meat and a pelt."
"I got ten bucks on the bear," I yells back. "Fuck that. Besides, the dashboard on this wagon is giving me low tire pressure warnings. That's totally unfixable. We should use the wagon for a fire and eat the horses!"
And that is why, to this day, I live in Chicago.
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