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[LOBO]

With all due respect to the mighty and noble Mayan, this is the lousiest Apocalypse I’ve ever seen.

-What if there is going to be a 2013?

You mean I'll still be on this shithole dump planet spinning into an endless, shithole dump infinite void? With this credit rating? And YOU assholes?

I knew it. I should never have given that cult all my money and worldly possessions. They were all like "Yeah, were gettin on the Mother Ship today!" And I was like "Cool!"

But they ditched me at Shoe Carnival.

They went to the Mother Ship without me.

Bastards.


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Unfinished Person said…
If you think we're thrilled about the prospect of being stuck with you, you might be working under a grave misapprehension...a grave one, I tell you.
4:23 AM
LOBO said…
You just blew your invitation to the ceremony when I am crowned Emperor mister.

And it's going to be awesome, too. We got a cake, and I rented a tuxedo.
1:38 PM
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