[LOBO]
Well, my little darling hasn’t made an appearance
today. Which is probably good, because I
had a nightmare last night that she was the first of an entire brood and,
utterly famished, dissolved me to a skeleton before I could scream.
All new parents want to be lied to about this harsh, jagged reality. But my case is a little different because ladybugs are considered good luck.
I would have had the luckiest skeleton on Earth.
I would have had the luckiest skeleton on Earth.
But there wasn’t a swarm, so it is likely I only have
one. That’s why I went out and got some
Creatine Supplements, bodybuilding milkshakes, and occasional random naked
steroids. For the beginnings of an evil
army of minions, a two thousand pound balding ladybug with shrunken testicles
and rage issues is delightfully ironic.
I've officially named her “Rommel.”
2 comments:
Sounds like you have replaced Mojo. Don't worry I won't tell her.
How dare you suggest Mojo -aka "Phil"- could be replaced?
Mojo has seniority. And after the inevitable rise of the Vast LOBOnian Empire -an Empire forged with my own two mighty Fists of Wisdom- there will obviously be many mouse-addled catnip factories.
-Factories she will rule for all Eternity!
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