Predator Press Economic Proposal Rejected: Old, Poor Allowed to Remain in US (For Now)

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Despite a bleak economic forecast, the United States Senate and Congress roundly rejected a proposal set forth by the world’s greatest website, Predator Press.

“We thought the United States was serious about rectifying its financial woes,” said a Predator Press staff member on condition of anonymity. “Welfare and Social Security are a major factor in America’s out-of-control deficit spending. Old and poor people are the primary recipients of Welfare and Social Security. The solution seems pretty obvious.”

The plan -to efficiently use trucks bringing illegal aliens into Arizona to deport old and poor people to Mexico on the way back- was defeated by a narrow margin.

When asked for reasons for the bill failing, our source cited wanton bipartisanship and an unwillingness to discuss the issue like mature, rational adults. “We asked really nicely -in fact we removed the language about stupid and ugly people entirely. Regardless of these huge compromises, those dumb fucks in Washington wouldn’t know good economic policy from a zit on their dorks.”