Seven Years Bad Luck
Predator Press
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Like any other red-blooded American, I cook my sushi. And I put cheese on it. And I make it out of beef.
So just like you, I’ve been waiting with bated breath on Jesse Ventura’s ‘take’ on the assassination of Osama bin Laden.
See, in the past Jesse has been critical of America’s forthrightness regarding a possible 9/11 conspiracy. But Osama has supposedly been assassinated by the Navy Seals. And Jesse is a bona-fide former Navy Seal himself.
Don’t misunderstand me here: I love Jesse, and he is one of my favorite people: wearing a pink boa he became a world champion wrestler, and was eventually elected state governor. Ha! -As far as I’m concerned Jesse is King of the Earth: the only way that could be topped is to have done all that simultaneously.
But you’ve seen Jesse on television, right?
I picture Jesse practicing the ‘Disappearing Quarter’ slight-of-hand trick in a mirror, and walking away confused, angry, and short $5.75.
[LOBO]Like any other red-blooded American, I cook my sushi. And I put cheese on it. And I make it out of beef.
So just like you, I’ve been waiting with bated breath on Jesse Ventura’s ‘take’ on the assassination of Osama bin Laden.
See, in the past Jesse has been critical of America’s forthrightness regarding a possible 9/11 conspiracy. But Osama has supposedly been assassinated by the Navy Seals. And Jesse is a bona-fide former Navy Seal himself.
But you’ve seen Jesse on television, right?
I picture Jesse practicing the ‘Disappearing Quarter’ slight-of-hand trick in a mirror, and walking away confused, angry, and short $5.75.
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