“You need to slow down,” scolds an already irritated Terri. “You know why they put those ‘Children Crossing’ signs up, right?”
“Sure I know” I says. Decelerating, I sigh and roll my eyes. “They have to. Because children are stupid.”
“Children are not stupid.”
“Oh reeealllly,” my eyebrows arch in a mix of fury and snark. Spotting a little girl at the stop sign, I press the button to roll down my window. “You!” I points to the little girl. “Who won the 1994 World series?”
“Ptthbtt,” I says, rolling my window back up. Proceeding into the clear intersection, I underline “See that? Dumb as a fuckin' post.”
Terri scowled. “There was no World Series in 1994. The players went on strike that year.”
“Really?”
1 comment:
Damn the strike....it was the Montreal Expos only chance to win it all...
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