Driving Miss Crazy
Predator Press
[LOBO]
“You need to slow down,” scolds an already irritated Terri. “You know why they put those ‘Children Crossing’ signs up, right?”
“Sure I know” I says. Decelerating, I sigh and roll my eyes. “They have to. Because children are stupid.”
“Children are not stupid.”
“Oh reeealllly,” my eyebrows arch in a mix of fury and snark. Spotting a little girl at the stop sign, I press the button to roll down my window. “You!” I points to the little girl. “Who won the 1994 World series?”
To this, the little girl stared confused -and after a moment decided to smile and wave.
“Ptthbtt,” I says, rolling my window back up. Proceeding into the clear intersection, I underline “See that? Dumb as a fuckin' post.”
Terri scowled. “There was no World Series in 1994. The players went on strike that year.”
“Really?”
“You need to slow down,” scolds an already irritated Terri. “You know why they put those ‘Children Crossing’ signs up, right?”
“Sure I know” I says. Decelerating, I sigh and roll my eyes. “They have to. Because children are stupid.”
“Children are not stupid.”
“Oh reeealllly,” my eyebrows arch in a mix of fury and snark. Spotting a little girl at the stop sign, I press the button to roll down my window. “You!” I points to the little girl. “Who won the 1994 World series?”
“Ptthbtt,” I says, rolling my window back up. Proceeding into the clear intersection, I underline “See that? Dumb as a fuckin' post.”
Terri scowled. “There was no World Series in 1994. The players went on strike that year.”
“Really?”
Comments