The 2010 Case Against Darwin
Predator Press
Bishop Eddie Long: 25,000 parish members of “New Birth” can’t be wrong, can they?
Jimi Heselden: This was either a murder, or Heselden is the nerd’s answer to James Dean.
All the crime scene investigators found near the melting custom Segway -all chrome and painted with skulls and bones- was a half-empty pitcher of rapidly-melting daiquiri, an empty sleeve of temporary tattoos, a smoldering WWI helmet with an iron cross on top, and a pair of scorched New Balance tennis shoes.
-I wonder how the Hoveround guy is gonna top that.
John Doe: This story is only a few paragraphs long -too short to preface- but far and away my favorite. This poor bastard is such a loser, even God couldn’t put him out of his misery.
Bishop Eddie Long: 25,000 parish members of “New Birth” can’t be wrong, can they?
Jimi Heselden: This was either a murder, or Heselden is the nerd’s answer to James Dean.
All the crime scene investigators found near the melting custom Segway -all chrome and painted with skulls and bones- was a half-empty pitcher of rapidly-melting daiquiri, an empty sleeve of temporary tattoos, a smoldering WWI helmet with an iron cross on top, and a pair of scorched New Balance tennis shoes.
-I wonder how the Hoveround guy is gonna top that.
John Doe: This story is only a few paragraphs long -too short to preface- but far and away my favorite. This poor bastard is such a loser, even God couldn’t put him out of his misery.
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