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But I’m still pretty groggy and not 100% I’m not dreaming the kid up: I decide to say nothing and try and ignore him in case.
-The possible illusion is shattered moments later as he loudly slides into a chair at the table.
“Hi,” he says shyly, averting my gaze.
“Hi,” I reply, chewing.
A few uncomfortable moments of silence follow.
“Is that cereal?”
“No,” says me, eyeing him warily. “It’s Peanut M&Ms.”
“Huh,” he says. "Do you always wear welding goggles at breakfast?"

"No."
"Well then don't knock good protective gear. This isn’t some bullshit caramel nugat: this stuff is engineered to melt in your mouth. Not in your eye."
More silence. He starts uncomfortably looking around the kitchen. “Miss Terri said I could come in and talk to you.”
“Are you done?”
“No. See I have this school project where I have to interview people of different occupations.” He flips open a notepad. “I have you here as an ‘Author.’ Is that correct?”
I examine his beady little eyes for signs of sarcasm.
“You want to interview me?” I ask.
“Well my dad thought it was a good idea. Since you don’t actually have a job, he figured he wouldn’t have to drive me anyplace.”

“We live next door.”
I scowl without recognition.
“You killed my gramma with a Lawn Jart last summer,” he adds helpfully.
My eyebrows furrow. I gesture for him to stand and turn around. And sure enough, there’s that distinctive blocky skull shape.
“Oh yeah,” I says. “Man, your mom was pissed."
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Don't worry I find it hard remembering kids to. The distinctive head shape should help though... in the future I mean.
Seems like the kid already has enough material for the interview without asking questions. ;-)
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