Pipsqueak

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Look.

Nobody gives two shits about any planets other than the Moon and Saturn.

Period.

And by virtue of finding this obviously scientific and compelling jpeg on the internet, Predator Press is finally weighing in on this ancient mystery.

You know what we found? Bitchy scientist trying to make it hard on kids. Like when you make them memorize all 15 of the Presidents of the United States: it's all just academic busywork invented as a reason to pour more government money into schools.

Nine planets? Bullshit. And I'm not even talking about that whole 'Is Mars Really a Planet?' crap; as we all know, RDO destroyed Mercury six years ago and replaced it with an International House of Pancakes.

Just tell all teachers and charlatans this : "As per Predator Press, from now on there are only four planets: Earth, the Moon, Saturn, and the Sun."

They will likely be annoyed.

... We're screwing them out of billions in Student Loans.


Comments

Chris Smith said…
and to think I was upset when they said Pluto wasn't a planet...pft
Stealth said…
This is exactly why I homeschool my kids! No government necessary.
Debbie Dolphin said…
What's up with the Sun and the Moon?
Isn't your ancient mystery only two planets, the Earth and the Saturn?
Two planets will reduce the Student Loans in half!
Fanton said…
Sir! Hurry along to my fine journals, for I have honoured you with a special and slightly unusual award!

Make haste, now!
MYM said…
If Mars isn't a planet does that mean that the little green men arn't aliens?
I really LIKED Pluto too.....
Thanks for making us laugh!
As a former University Professor, let me just say this:
I learned long ago, not to argue with LOBO.
He,s far, far, beyond us in his thinking.
Way far.

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