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[DASH CUNNING]
DASH CUNNING HAS RECEIVED ENOUGH STETSON COLOGNE GIFT SETS THANK YOU.
DASH CUNNING IS NO LONGER LEGALLY ABLE TO WEAR STETSON BECAUSE HIS SECRETARIES' EYES MELTED OUT OR SOMETHING.
HAVE YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT OF LUXURY CARS? AN EIGHT-STORY GOLDEN DASH STATUE INCLUDING PLACES TO WORSHIP DASH IN SELF-DEPRECATING COMFORT AND SPLENDOR? OR WHAT ABOUT MULTIPLE LARGE, TECHNICALLY LEGAL POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS TO JESSE HELMS?
OR MAYBE A SMALL POLITICALLY UNSTABLE REPUBLIC SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC? HM? DASH CUNNING HAS ALWAYS WANTED A SMALL POLITICALLY UNSTABLE REPUBLIC SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC.
WELL THANK YOU ANYWAY, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
[DASH CUNNING]
DASH CUNNING HAS RECEIVED ENOUGH STETSON COLOGNE GIFT SETS THANK YOU.
DASH CUNNING IS NO LONGER LEGALLY ABLE TO WEAR STETSON BECAUSE HIS SECRETARIES' EYES MELTED OUT OR SOMETHING.
HAVE YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT OF LUXURY CARS? AN EIGHT-STORY GOLDEN DASH STATUE INCLUDING PLACES TO WORSHIP DASH IN SELF-DEPRECATING COMFORT AND SPLENDOR? OR WHAT ABOUT MULTIPLE LARGE, TECHNICALLY LEGAL POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS TO JESSE HELMS?
OR MAYBE A SMALL POLITICALLY UNSTABLE REPUBLIC SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC? HM? DASH CUNNING HAS ALWAYS WANTED A SMALL POLITICALLY UNSTABLE REPUBLIC SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC.
WELL THANK YOU ANYWAY, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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