"Dear Ethan and LOBO, ..."

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["Letter to the Editor" posted by Ethan]

Thank you for you your kind words and support.

Now, finger slashed, I am but a mere shell of a man, completely incapable of playing either X- Box or Playstation II.

I can’t shoot at anyone, videogame or otherwise!!! I just stand there helplessly in Diablo II, vainly trying to hammer out peace accords with the zombies. And everybody knows those zombies are Goddamn deadbeats!

Please fundraise or something because I definitely need to shoot somebody soon, and the current technology doesn't allow me to do it in virtual reality.

Glenn Hoek,

New Jersey
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Anonymous said…
What are you some kind of pansy communist. Use your toes if you have too you worthless piece of cow dung. You make me sick, you namby pamby little son of a bitches. I can't shoot because a zombie ate both my arms, then stick your stump in his eye, quite sitting there you little panty waste. The best part of you probably ran down your momma's ass. You make me sick.
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