It’s the Thoughtlessness that Counts

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AS millions and millions of Predator Press fans already know, July is commemorated worldwide as the birthday of Predator Press.

And any moment now –as is tradition- people in possession of copious amounts of high explosives and potent alcohol will light up the skies in spontaneous and adoring splendor.

I am always deeply moved and exhilarated by the spur-of-the-moment festivities, and simultaneously disconcerted by the massive firepower our dangerous readers can apparently attain.

But Predator Press Birthday Month isn’t about blowing each others fingers and heads off ... in fact, I don’t really know how that ritual even got started.

Predator Press' Birthday Month is about getting presents.

There are numerous things you could give to Predator Press with far less risk of injury. Pyramids for instance. Or an eighty-foot tall solid gold effigy, surrounded by bleachers that future generations can worship from in self-deprecating comfort.


Please consider your own personal safety!

Comments

Daisy said…
Happy Independence Day! Sorry, but I forgot to get you a present.
beaverboosh said…
Happy whatever dude! I am passing around an envelope at the office, not sure if we can sort out pyramid or a gold effigy... will keep you posted.
Brent Diggs said…
The monument store was out of pyramids. How about a zigarat?
Anonymous said…
Being that it is birthday month, I have decided to make it easier for the fawning public by making my list public. In fact, I dedicated an entire site to my list and named it "ThinkGeek.com" to make it easier for you, please confer with each other to make sure there are no awkward repeat gifts.

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