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- Happy birthday to the Republic of South Sudan - A brand new country for America to have wars with.
- al Qaeda, al Qaida, and al Qa’ida - Terrorist organization formalizes spelling to ‘al XQVVXQZ’ to maximize Scrabble scoring.
- Betty Ford Dies - Toyota botches time-travel attempt to assassinate Henry Ford due to data entry typo.
- Transvaginal Mesh - Not an exotic interwoven latex product for trapping packs of foreign women in singles bar parking lots as previously reported. I repeat ...
- Cancer Cure Discovered - The chief ingredient is boiled Scorpios.
- 1,600 Arrested at Malaysia Protest - UN amazed 1,600 people knew where Malaysia is located.
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