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Sunday
I Injured the Obliques!
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I, the Mighty LOBO, must wear glasses now.
-And all this time I thought the "Alphabits" were just talkin' trash.
Tuesday
Divided You Fall
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Want a decent example of how fucked contemporary America is? Rush Limbaugh and I are in total agreement.
The single surviving facet not struck down by the Supreme Court in Arizona's attempt to get a handle on their "Immigration" issue was the one where, if lawfully stopped, the police were authorized to verify the citizenship status of the individual.
Let me start by saying I do not think the need to present an ID is a racist issue. Even I, the Mighty LOBO -Senior LOBOnian Diplomat and Liason to the United States- have to present identification several times a week.
So all ten people legally in Arizona said, "Hey, we have to pay for these untaxed people through social services funded by our legal residents. Federal law prohibits this type undocumented 'occupation,' but you Feds are not enforcing your own laws. And this is really screwing the four people in Arizona who are paying taxes."
The Supreme Court rejected virtually every element of Arizona's proposed laws -based ironically on the fact that "immigration" is an exclusively Federal issue- but retained Arizona's right to identify "illegals" to the Feds.
So cool, right? At least the Feds are still on board?
Within HOURS of this teeny "victory," Federal officials told Arizona "Yeah. You can find out if they are illegal or not. But don't call us about it." I swear to God that's exactly what happened: the 'United' States told Arizona "You're still on your own."So Arizona is handcuffed to whatever al qaeda fuck that wanders in without recourse because the Feds decided to be defunct and useless by selective enforcement of their own law? That's at least dereliction of duty if not outright treason, and Arizona is obliged to manage an unenforceable, porous, dangerous and expensive border as a consequence.
-Whoops ... can we really even call it a "border" at this point with a straight face?
I cite the United States in contempt of it's own hallowed "Constitution," and if I were Arizona, I would secede from this so-called "Union" entirely. LOBOnia backs Arizona 100%. Moreover, LOBOnia has plenty of room for Arizona, and invites Arizona to become an official LOBOnian territory -replete with a LOBOnian government and LOBOnian taxation.
C'mon Arizona. Think about it at least.
-LOBOnia has better weather too.
Sunday
It's On
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"Hello?"
"Hello."
"Who is this?"
"You damn well know who this is. This is Debbie."
"Okay," I sigh, leaning back on the couch.
Brief pause.
"Is this Jesse?" she asks.
"Is this Debbie?" I demand.
-Holy crap. I hope I have popcorn left.
Thursday
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