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Admittedly, I’ve been “cheesing out” on the writing lately, and causing somewhat of a dial-up pile-up with all the pictures.
But while millions and millions of Luddite readers merely bitched and moaned, I was spending countless hours trying to build the Predator Press site map.
A “site map”, Lady Pyrate explained to me, is a series of HTML code that makes your site search-friendly to Google and Yahoo robots and spiders.
Now, call me crazy, but robots and spiders will buy less of this crappy Predator Press merchandise than even you ... and my house is already piled to the sky with crates of baseball caps and T-shirts.
It's very simple if you think about it:
a) Robots look lousy in the sweaters, and are not even approved to have Paypal accounts yet, and
2) spiders are just plain icky.
Thursday
Tuesday
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
Predator Press
If I had this outfit, I would walk around in blizzards just to freak people out.
... I'll bet I could take out major intersections with a single verse of "The Macarena".
Monday
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
Hypothetical Situation:The long-haired guy wants airline tickets.
Does he whip out:
a) his Platinum Card, or,
b) his penis?
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