Saturday

49th Annual Grammy Coverage






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Shortly after trying to "google" Google, this poor girl was suddenly devoured by a ravenous swatch of carnivorous shag carpeting.

49th Annual Grammy Coverage





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No one was more shocked than I to see my former fashion consultant and fitness trainer had finally made the 'Big Time'.

--particularly after he stole all my feather boas and ate my Chicken McNuggets.

49th Annual Grammy Coverage

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"Come any closer, and I'll
poke your fucking eye out!"

Replacing the Chick Magnet

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I told the people at Carmax.com that I wanted the hottest, coolest, fastest, girl-kissinest car that was ever made



After they ran my credit, they recommended the ANDYCAR XLS



The sales guy boasts this sporty compact has "immaculate interior, immeasurable mileage, and good, sturdy suspension".

Next Year In Review

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Ethan, drunk and on vacation in Cancun,
passes out cold with hats on backwards


[As a gag, we airbrushed out his muscles.]

Microsoft Triumphs Over crApple Once Again

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