49th Annual Grammy Coverage

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No one was more shocked than I to see my former fashion consultant and fitness trainer had finally made the 'Big Time'.

--particularly after he stole all my feather boas and ate my Chicken McNuggets.

49th Annual Grammy Coverage

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"Come any closer, and I'll
poke your fucking eye out!"

Replacing the Chick Magnet

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I told the people at Carmax.com that I wanted the hottest, coolest, fastest, girl-kissinest car that was ever made


After they ran my credit, they recommended the ANDYCAR XLS


The sales guy boasts this sporty compact has "immaculate interior, immeasurable mileage, and good, sturdy suspension".

Next Year In Review

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click image to ... uh ...Ethan, drunk and on vacation in Cancun,
passes out cold with hats on backwards

[As a gag, we airbrushed out his muscles.]

Microsoft Triumphs Over crApple Once Again

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Crushed

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It has always been my lifelong ambition to one day become a guard at a women's prison.

And then I saw this.

I'm far too young and impressionable to have my dreams stomped on like that.

The freckled Red Menace must be stopped.

Oh No

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Anna Nicole Smith holds distinctions other than those Playboy "articles" that I read and reread from 1992-1995, some of 1997, and 3 times in public in 2001.

(Cops in Memphis are pretty uptight.)

Well, I miss her, and it all seems a lot less funny now.

Thank God there’s always the Space Program.

[*sigh*]